The JiNXd !!

Ok, as I have done my predictions for the inflation index for the month
of may, the free time makes me think of the time we spent in Goa...the
summer of 2007.........those of you who werent there.....read it
still......it all began with the discussions to choose the ps
station......we had to decide between mumbai and goa...and I am glad we
went along with Goa.......

The journey begins.........

9-10 people on the delhi airport boarding the same flight to panji!!!
Awesomeness.......nikhil and harshit were late as usual to the airport
and me and mani were waiting outside as harry had the
tickets........manav, ranji raghav, bulldeep singh bullu,ishan and kalsi
had already gone in.........chinta chattiii had come to drop off mani
madar.......my parents had come to drop me.......finally harry and niks
arrive............we go in.......the journey is smooth.....and we
finally land in panji hoping to see junna chimti waitng for us to
receive us....................

Surprise awaits us......

We come out of the airport.........and there is neither any chimti nor
any jaali bhainchod there to receive us....and surprise surprise not one
of us has the address/ phone number of your highness general
secretary................we take a cab for Madgaon.................we
just remember him mentioning a certain building near which our house is
supposed to be.................we reach that building.....leave the
cabs...now imagine the scene........10 bando ka samaan sadak ke kinare
pada hai...random gher mein knock ker puch rahe hain hum ki ye hamara
gher hai kya!!!!

Search.......

Finally we decide to go junna hunting...the search party - me nikhil
raghav and ishan............the others are left behind to look after the
luggage.......full faith in bulldeep's strength..........nikhil calls
his dad in delhi...he calls up jaisingh in pilani (chowkidar -
sk).....he checks up..i don't know where.......... But finally get an
address.....phew......now to find that address.......people in goa aint
that helpful............still an old uncle takes us to the building
where the famous chimti lives..............we knock the doors......and
now chimti gets d biggest surprise...expecting us one day later....all
blame is passed onto me..karan did not tell me...blah blah...........

Shock of the century...........

Finally we go to have a look at the house..........and believe u me it
was a shocker............saala bilkul khirki se cross dikhta tha
dravana......just like in zee horror show...............raat mein koi
dekh leta khidki se us cross ko......phat leti bhai phat
leti................it is decided we wont take that place.......ab kya
karen.......10 bande ek gher mein to nahin reh sakte.....anyways uncle
aunty ( arjuns parents) try to look for another house..........they are
really the sweetest people....have a lottt of respect for
them...........ashu chinmaya and bharat arrive...........things settle
down....a new house is found......DLINK and Pentair shift to the new
house ( me, niks, manav, ranjeet singh pataka and ishan ishu........)

2 months of sheer awesomeness........

Yes the next two months were nothing short of sheer
awesomeness.........saala itna maza kahin nahin kiya be.......rdb
fort...wo beaches pe fun.............wo delhi darbaar ki treats...wo
moti mahal ka khana..wo royal ka special.......wo salil ki girlfriend ke
gher ka raat ka khana........wo cs ki games........wo harry potter type
gher ( remember niks manav ishan ranji???).........tomato
omellete......wo har 5 din mein laundry dene jana...........it was an
fucking awesome time...............kya aish ki thi be...aur mujhe manav
tweaty aur ishu ko to chuna bhi laga tha kaafi...... :P :P :P :P wo bhi
salalast din................fir last din wala wo daaru session...sab
tunn pade the...aur fir uske baad main chinmaya ashu salil aur tweats
beach gaye the raat ke 2 baje...............

Aur haan ashu ke randaape kaise bhul sakta hu main................ :) :)
:) :)......bc ab wo bhi decent hi lagte hain :P

Aur haan sath mein PS1 bhi tha!!!!

As i fight to get the results for my regression analysis.....my mind
takes me to the second year of BITS...... i remember the second year the most due to aoe.......but let me start
with the beginning.........sala first day manav called me and said ki
gandhi aa jao....1st year baithi hain........and i remember taking the
whole wing to gandhi....and ragging chandra and
rahul.................fir saala....har roz raat ko puri ki puri gandhi
wing vyas aati thi sirf wi fi use kerne......saale wing mein baith jaate
the.......chutiyon ki tareh!!1 :P and ritesh rota tha saalo humse milne
ae ho ya internet chalane.......
fir saala vyas shanker aur gandhi vk ke match......mere hyal se hum sirf
ek hi jeete honge.wo bhi jisme do junior ne humey jita diya tha....i
remember us match mein bharat ne thakur ko kya peeta tha...pehli 4 ball
4 chakke!!! :P :P aur saala second year mein jp ki kitni maari thi
be........chimti jp..sab naam tabhi rakhe the.......
mimzy- our first exposure to mimzy!!!! lol..macaca rhesus.....kya hagta
tha be wo...ab bhi hagta hai no doubt.......
saala wing mein kitna cricket khela hai be........aur apna warden kuch
na bolta tha........................kya din the be 2-1 ke...koi class
nahin koi tension nahin....bas sara time masti maaro......
Aoe - pehle sala hum sirf vyas mein aoe khelte the...aur sabse zyada
enthu ritesh ko hota tha....class lite...jaldi game daalo...tab to jp
bhi aoe men sher bana ghumta tha........ashu dukkar ka deewana
tha............sala kitna aoe khela hai be.....and the best game was the
michi game we played....use to main bhul nahin sakta kabhi bhi......bhen
chod luniya agle din mera exam tha fibro ka aur gandu tujhe game puri
kerni hai....bhen chod kitna bola ise ke sone de sone peeth ki gaand lag
gayi par nahin.......bola pura ker pura ker..aur thodi der aur thodi
der.......
sala i remember kaise cnot mein dinner ke time team banate the.......and
if i remember correctly...it was during 2nd year jab mani ka ek bahut
sunder naam rakh tha......pinky panty para madar pilla chaman chutiya
bhosad pappu gandy chutiyaetc etc etc.................
aur yaar cp2!!! bhen chod cp2............kya maza ata tha be exam se
pehle...mere bulle aur malhi mein race hoti thi kaun pehle khatam karega
slides...aur bhen chod agle din compre hai aur raat mein gulli sher anc
bulata taha...bhen chod hum bhi chal dete the......pata hota tha agle
din gaand to chudni hi hai,,,,, :) :)
but second year at BITS was probably the best time of my life!!

hey!! ki haal sab da......sitting in an i-bank with almost no work...i
was thinking about BITS and the jinxd.......and i remembered the first
year movie sessions we used to have in Nik's room.........the visits by
our warden along with the torch light.........the way he scolded us for
sitting on the cot........ and i still remember we were watching the ring.....I nikhil and chintoo
made a plan to scare everyone....chintoo was to enter in a white sheet
with hair coveringg his face....we intentionally left the door
open...the fucker entered te room and stood near me.......and i got
scared the most...!!! :) :) then i remember we clicked photos near the
tree that used to be there in sk qutie.......... then i remember the first match we played as the jinxd.......and that
was one of the few times we all played together.......niks and i opend
and got fucked badly!! we had lost the first match very badly...but won
the second kyu ki bharat had decided to pay his game........fir i also
remember ki fielding ke time ......ek baar.....ishan long off pe the
uske pass ball ayi and he let it thru...and kept standing......harshit
ran from deep point and saved 1-2 runs......i also remmeber the matched
we used to play with vk.......volley matched and we used to fuck
thembadly.............
i remember afer the mid terms in first term.....humne anc mein adda mara
tha.....first oasis ke time.........sala ek raat pehle ritesh ke room
mein dark room khela tha..kya haalat bana di thi ritesh ke room ki
humne...............1-2 mein kya fatti thi eg se....aur cp1 se...atleast
meri......and i can say ki gulli ki bhi!! :) :) :)
chintoo - the pop.....what classic nick...matlab chintoo aur mani ke
pass lapi nahin hota tha but bachchodon ke room mein porn ki cd's rul
rahi hoti thi............aur sala manjot ne kya peeta tha in dono ko
leta ke...lol!!!!

There is a tradition in our college (as all colleges have), to beat the shit out of people on their B'days. So much so that they'll start regretting the day they were born. It is supposed to be a "4 pronged attack", which I am still not clear on, but i think they went something like this: *utha ke laat maarna*, *door se bhaag ke aake laat maarna*, RAPIDFIRE and my personal favorite FLAMES. Thank goodness we were, sort of, a peaceful lot and hated violence. I am glad that i wasn't put through such ordeal for my entire term at BITS, though I did participate in some of such brutal acts rather nonchalantly. Besides the violence, we also had the usual stories, confessions and other blah blah. Sometimes we ended up making people do "stuff" that is well X-rated and certainly not suitable for blogging. One such incidence was Mimsy's b'day Nov 1, 2008, the guy can really entertain sometimes :)